[98tadriver]

in my 1988 mercury topaz of all vehicles lol. its slow as molasses in january but i dont have cruise control and sometimes ill look down and ill be doing 60 in a 50 like yesterday.

cop swung a u turn, and i knew i was hit.. im in the same boat as one of the members on the board, im on probation, if i get a moving violation im done for 90days at this point. so i thought fast, and unplugged my radar detector, splased some water in my left eye and started rubbing my eye so it got all irriatated. he's like "in a bit of a hurry?" i said no while looking at him rubbing my left eye. "my hair whipped me in my eye and i didnt notice how fast i was going sir" he comes back with an obstruction of view for my radar detector, and the massive amounts of bird poo on my windshield. and a warning for speeding

later that day, approx 2 hrs later same road same location, another cop pulls me over. i give him my doc's and said, "sir i must be having a bad day" "why's that?" he asks, then i showed him my other ticket from 2 hrs earlier, he checked my record and let me go with a warning for a cracked taillight on the topaz. That is the only 2 times ive ever been pulled over in that car, both times in a matter of hours!