[unstable bob gable]

Yesterday I decided to pay a visit to Autobone to ask the manager what is up with the application I submitted 3 weeks ago. I walked in and said "WTF? I submitted an application online over 3 weeks ago, and I haven't heard anything yet." The manager tells me that he knows. So I ask him how come if he knows I haven't heard from him. He says he doesn't have a place for me yet, but that I'm number one on the list. I tell him I'm number one on a lot of lists, but that ain't paying my rent. He tells me he doen't know what to tell me. So, I thank him for wasting my time, and tell him that he and Autobone can kiss my smelly, hairy, azz. Whatta looooooser organization.