I was sitting around at work, playing cards with my co workers "Big Shoe Kenny," "Pops," "The Chiney Man," and "The Mumblin' Mexican." The Mumblin' Mexican said "something," but we couldn't understand what he said, because he mumbles so badly. So I say "Wha the fah did you just say?" And The Mumblin' Mexican wouldn't repeat it, because he thought I was busting his ballz. So then The Chiney Man speaks up and says "Hey Mumbles, you talk like you have five cocks in yer mouth!" Well, we all bust out laffin' and Big Shoe Kenny had a mouth full of Coke, which he proceded to spew all over the table. The cards got soaked with Coke, we all laffed harder, and the Mumblin' Mexican got up and stomped away!
