3100 miles in 4 days.. i need a month to recover now, but it was so much fun

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there was a few important things that he forgot to mention that we learned...
if you see mold that looks similar to stalactites at the nameless Inn you're staying at in Tennessee, chances are there won't be any hot water..
In Atlanta, a Plymouth is the same as a Chevrolet, but in Talladega a Mustang becomes a Camaro.
Everything is bigger in Texas; their bugs are prehistoric sized and rain drops are roughly 1 gallon each.
Exit 18 off 77 in North Carolina is completely and totally useless. They have a gas station that closes early, another one that's on an island surrounded by guardrail that you can't get a truck with a trailer to the diesel pump, along with three hotels, all of which are broken. It needs to be taken off the map.
A 10 minute oil change can take 45 minutes in Virginia, which will turn into 2 and a half hours.
Lastly, I don't care what anyone says.. Texas is really ******** far.....