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>> > Driving to work this morning on the M5 motorway, I looked
>>over
>> > to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90
>>miles per
>> > hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on
>>her
>> > eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I
>>looked back
>> > she was halfway over in my lane still working on that make-up!
>> >
>> > It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that
>>I
>> > dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of
>>my other
>> > hand.
>> > In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car
>>using my
>> > knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my
>>ear,
>> > which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash
>>and
>> > burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me
>>drop the
>> > cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN
>>IMPORTANT
>> > CALL.
>> >
>> > Women Drivers!!!!!!!
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