hmmm, yea jolt isnt as effective as it was in the early 90s when i was like 10

i had to wake up at 7:30 this morning to help my godparents move and i went to bed last night around 1:30am, i woke up and drove to wawa, pounded a full can of monster and i feel fine, around 9am i was great awake and alert ant not jittery. all hail (one of) the king(s) of energy drinks!