While I was at the 'Bone earlier picking up some vacuum hose, I decided to pick up some Seafoam for the Caddy. I waited until rush hour, when my street is polluted with azzclown yuppies on their way home, then I let 'er rip...first I let loose with some ATF down the throttle body, to get the SCHMOKE show going. Then I switched over to some carb cleaner spray, to get the TB clean, and really get the chemicals in the air. Then I dropped DA BOMB! A whole can of Seafoam dripped down the TB. Talk about SCH-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had traffic on my street come to a standstill, and people where putting their headlights on to see. People were giving me the stink eye, and I just made like Willie the waver and gave them the ol' "howyadoin?" Then a few people who live in the McMansions across the street from me came out to see what was schmokin', so I ran around my front yard going "whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop," like Curly from the 3 Stooges. By then the schmoke had died down, and I poured the rest of the Seafoam in and let the car stall out, so the Seafoam could sit. I went in the house and took a dump, then I schmoked a woolie. By then it was time for a road test. So, I fired up the Caddy and headed out towards 287. Lemme tell ya, the car had all kinds of power it never had before! I was actually able to do a burnout at a stoplight! I hit 287, and the car pulled nice and hard...BUT I WAS ONLY ABLE TO GET UP TO 70 MPH, BECAUSE OF THE FOOKIN, JERKWEED AZZCLOWNS WHO INSIST ON CLOGGING THE FASTLANE!!!
I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK OF FRIGGIN' MINIVANS BEING WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, anywho, the car runs pretty dayum skippy, and that is good!
BRICKA! BRACKA!
FIRECRACKA!
SIS! BOOM! BAH!
SEAFOAM! SEAFOAM!
RAH! RAH! RAH!
