D@m! I thought I was the only one stupid enough to hurt themself like that! My stupid story from the weekend was that I was up in a tree cutting down some dead old branches with a tree saw and one of the limbs bounced off the one I was standing on, hit me in the shin, then proceeded to knock over the ladder on it's way to the ground. So I was stuck up in the tree and had to swing on a branch and drop to the ground(about 15-20 feet). I thought my fragile old bones would snap on impact but I was able to land standing. That was much safer than being Ian!