Earlier tonight I went out with my friend Brenda to get a big azz steak. While we were eating I got a phone call from "Freddy Bones," AKA "Freddy Mope," AKA "Freddy Big Pants," AKA "Freddy Droopy Drawers," AKA "Homeless Freddy." I start rappin' with Fred, and as most of you know, I have a big mouth. So, while I was on the phone I guess I was pretty loud. Anywho, Brenda puts up her hand and says "excuse me, unstable bob, but could you please use your 'inside' voice?" I'm like "WTF?" and a bunch of punks at the next table heard what she said, and they started laffin'. LAFFIN'! AT ME-u to the b to the g, unstable bob gable! WTF, pt II!
Brenda was then all smuggy about her pulling one off on me, so I stuck her with the check!
