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Apparently you don't know much about Chuck Norris. In the late 1990s Mr. Norris began bottling and imbibing his own urine on the set of Walker Texas Ranger as a quick pick-me-up between filming. The rest of the cast began noticing how the urine was pepping up Mr. Norris and they started having him bottling some for their use too. Eventually word of this slightly biting beverage made its way around the world until it reached a young entrepeneur from Austria heard about it and ventured to the set of the show. Once there he sameld some of Mr. Norris' urine and agreed that the flavor (or to him flavour) wasn't that bad and it made him feel rejuvinated. He then proceeded to tell Chuck his business proposition, he wished to sell Mr. Norris' urine all over the world to tired people and alcoholics to make good drink combinations. Chuck was slightly apprehensive because he knew that the power of his urine was too great to consume in large doses. The Austrian entrepeneur, not without a resolve as strong as one of Chuck's roundhouse kicks, assured him that he would only sell the urine in an 8.3oz can, Chuck Norris realizing that this was an acceptable mortal human dosage consented, although he asked no direct references to his connection to the product be overtly placed on the can. The Austrian agreed.

Sales of this product have skyrocketed and many, MANY, imitators, including Mr. Segal, have come along trying to claim Chuck's fame, but the original is still the best. And imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as only Chuck's urine has been said to give one a set of wings.

We know Mr. Norris' urine fueled energy drink these days as: Red Bull