As we're on the subject of Seagal, I now present to you, the entire script of the movie "Out For Justice." Some may remember this movie in which he plays Nino, a ponytailed NYPD detective sergeant who is...well, out for justice at the death of his partner.
Opening: Partner's shot dead. Richie did it.
Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"
Fight scene
Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"
Fight scene
Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"
Gun fight. Fight scene.
Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"
Yup...another fight scene.
Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"
Big fight scene. Shots fired. More fighting. Corkscrew in Richie's skull.
Seagal's dog pees on someone.
End.
I believe he appeared on "Inside the Actor's Studio" after that one.