[unstable bob gable]

Since nobody wanted to come out and play today, I figured I'd get some food. And since I couldn't decide what to get, I GOT IT ALL!!!
I started with some fried chicken at Chicken Holiday in Dunellen. And of course I had some of their FTW Coleslaw! As I have said before...
"Coleslaw from Chicken Holiday is a creamy delight, like hot monkee sex, on a warm summer night!" Then I decided to head up to Buttzville for some HOT DOG JOHNNY'S! I had myself 5 dogs with pickles, onions and ketchup, and 2 mugs o' birch beer. Then for the ride home I stopped at Dairy Queen in Washington and got me a chocolate malt. On the way home I was listening to the Yankees pound Kansas City, and to celebrate I headed down to Manville for a couple slices of pizza at Manville Pizzeria. Then when I got home I crapped my pants before I could get to the bathroom. Oh well, if ya wanna eat, ya might crap yer seat, or something like that.