[firebirdcrazy]

I havent shared this story in a while though it wasnt funny at the time I can laugh at it now. Back when I 1st bought my Formula I was fresh out the Marine Corps and moved to Elizabeth NJ. One late Thursday night I head to the Laundry Mat located on Elmora Ave and shares the Lot With PathMark for anyone who doesnt know the area. While doing my Laundry I kept staring at Dunkin Donuts accross the street. So once the washing machines were done I stick the cloths in the dryer and head accross the street to grab some DD. My mistake to not doing it when it was washing since they lock while in use. I was only gone a few minutes when I get back I see one of my dryers open. I look half my Underwears and socks are missing. This moron went as far as picking out the good expensive drawers and left me the fruitys. A mans drawers are not even safe!!!!!Can you believe it. Anyways I am upset now so once done I drive and park my car at the end of the parking lot where no cars are in sight to shop in Path Mark. Now I am done and walking to my car. As I am near my car I already remotely popped my trunk some moron drives up in a hyundai that shouldnt even be on the road. And he parks directly next to my ride having all the spaces in the world around the lot. And as I get to my trunk I hear the bang of his door hitting my brand new ride. So I courtiously told him if he can becareful opening his door as not to hit my car again. This getto trash literally tells me to go F off. I tell him again calmly I am not looking for problems just becareful about my door and to respect peoples property. he looks at my ride and calls it a piece of *****, and what am I going to do about it, and a 2nd moron in the passenger gets out acting tough too. Now mind you I am already upset about my drawers getting stolen now my car just got hit twice. So I told him to get lost if he knows what is good for him. He did not know what was good for him he came at me in one movement I dropped my shopping bags, grabbed him by the neck lifted him up and on his back he went. He got a few stomps of my shoe before he started scream for his buddy in which I look over and go to grab him. The guy ran so fast that when I grabbed him I was only left with his shirt and he was gone!!!! So I turned back to the 1st guy told him I better not see him again got in my car and left. Now I only drive for about 5 min I am getting pulled over by Elizabeth PD. Now its a really bad night and I am pissed I ask the officers why I am getting pulled over. I give them my credentials and they precede to tell me that I got pulled over because I fit the description of one of three white guys in a black Trans am who beat 2 guys up in the path mark parking lot. The bastards called the cops on me claiming he got his teeth knocked out when the crack head had none to begin with. He had one lone tooth thats it. And I was by myself and claimed 3 guys beat them up. They let me go but laughing in the process and just warned me that Marines are tough but not bullet proof and to becareful in the area. What a night!!!!!!!