Bob, I'll let you have Turbo Lover back. There are 'gheyer' songs in this thread now. Really, 18 or life? At least go with Monkey Business.
Breaking The Law - Judas Priest
Trampled Underfoot - Led Zep
Bitchin Camaro - Dead Milkmen
Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.