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Originally Posted by trashman01

here, i got one for you guys. bout a kid who was SLEEPING durring CLASS.

http://www.newstimes.com/ci_8557051?source=most_viewed

nucking idiot

"Many of us have fallen asleep in class and had the teacher wake us up. But what happened here was more in the nature of an assault and battery," he said. "My client is an extraordinarily bright young man. He's a computer wizard who works late into the night, and that's probably why he fell asleep."

Since he was in Math class, lets do some math, shall we?

15 Year Old Boy + Sleeping In Class = Up Late at Night
so...
Up Late At Night + Extraordinary Bright Young Man = Computer Wiz
therefore.....
Computer Wiz + Up Late at Night = World of Warcraft
because...
We assume he does live in connecticut, and at 15 years old, he falls underneath the underage labor law, which he needs to be 16 to be working.

It's a simple equation, really.