[98tadriver]

So my brother and I are in his kia, heading north on Delsea drive, on our way to taco bell (just past the texas roadhouse where we meet) when some puerto rican kid in a lowered/tinted/wheels/CAI/stereo system early to mid 90s honda accord wagon pulls up next to us at a red light. i kinda figured the dumb ricer was going to try something because thats what ricers do.

my brother wasnt going to do anything, so the ricer floors it. my bro started to take off normal, but then punched it. we pull on the accord, and im laughing hysterically. i think we just got into 2nd gear, and the next light is red. im slapping my knee laughing so loud. the Puerto rican fellow was pissed. he was like "do you think thats f'ing funny??" i replied, "I think its f'ing hilarious! You just got walked on by a stock kia!!" then he replied back by saying "looking at your cracker asses makes me laugh" once again, I reminded him that he got beat by a stock kia. Then my brother told him he needed a bigger exhaust tip. and the light turned green and we went to taco bell. as he was driving away, i noticed that jose waved his middle finger out the window until he was out of sight. By the way, Jose's girlfriend was in the car with him too. Nothing says humiliation like getting beat by a stock kia with a bike rack w/ bike while your girl watches it happen