I'm not going to offend anyone this weekend by inviting them over to drink some cold beer, check out my cool car [SORRY, IS IT NON-PC TO CALL ONE'S OWN VEHICLE. "COOL?"], or just spend some time in motorhead
comradery. I'm sorry that I offended so many people with my offer last weekend, and that I assumed people were on the ball enough that they could use Map Quest, GPS, or directions from me on how to get to my house. And I'm sorry I didn't give weeks, months, or years notice to a shindig that people weren't going to show for anyways. I'm just a 5'9. 250 lb sack of chit for going against the grain in the new BIZARRO! world. And I'm sorry I can't get in the swing of the BIZARRO! world. See, one of the members here invited me over to his place tomorrow for some drinking and grilling, and for some reason I felt the need to show him graditude, asked him if what I should bring, and got the address so I could get directions on my own. I know I shoulda chastised him for his invitation, complained about the price of gas, told him that he didn't matter enough in my world for me to want to hang out, and just gen'l been a dick to him. But I failed.
But, I'll have lots of time to think on my way to his house tomorrow, as I'm burning a 'lil bit of gas to go eat and drink on his dime. BUT, I PROMISE! I WILL TRY TO BECOME A F'D UP BIZARRO WORLD MEMBER, AND TRY TO BE A HUGE F'N DICK TO MY PEERS! But not this weeknd...
