[BigAls87Z28]

My friends worked at Parker house for years. Lots of old women there...thats about it. Cougars maybe, but little chicks no.

I partied at some house down the street from Parker one night...got drunk enough where 2 or 3 girls told me it was a good idea to come with them to go skinny dipping in the ocean.
I nearly drowned. My friend Kevin had to pull me out of the water with nothing on but my boxers....
Drinking and swiming suxxxxxx....