I'm getting a 1980's Jaguar XJ12, mwahahaha!
Another change in plans, my dad thinks the Suburban would be a bad move since the tranny seems to be struggling. It looks like I'll be shipping it up here. A few of them I priced were around $500 which is reasonable considering the gas I would use with the Suburban. The problem now is finding a week that is good for my uncle, since the shipping companies give a range of estimated pickup days unless you dish out several hundred for a guaranteed pickup date.
Thanks for all the advice anyways!