[bubba428]

ok so a guy responds to a newspaper ad, the ad was a rich man promising 2 million dollars to anyone who will marry his daughter, he calls and is invited to diner...when he gets to the mansion the father is sitting at the dinner table and they sit and talk...after about an hour the father decides this man is fitting to marry his daughter...he calls a servant to go get her when the daughter walks in she is retarded...like giant water head crooked face retard.... he agrees to it for the 2 million and the father gives them the mansion as well. so after the wedding they are hanging a picture over the mantle and the husband says can you get me a hammer, so she runns down the hall "get the hammer get the hammer", comes back with a hammer, he says can you get the nails"get the nails get the nails", comes back with nails....when he swing the hammer he hits his thumb and yells ****!!!!!!! she runs down the hall screaming "GET THE BAG, GET THE BAG, GET THE BAG".