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Originally Posted by alamantia
hey man, she was drunk
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if that excuse works to get people out of trouble, I'm going to use it for speeding too
Officer: Why were you going so fast?
Me: I'm drunk!
but seriously, who wouldnt giver that nut the chair for that? Can you just imagine how horrific that must have been? Kid screaming, the smell, then your kid popping like a ****ing hot dog.