[cdacda13]

Its 1:20 and I just realized I'm George Costanza.
Back story:
Last two nights I've hung out with the same girl. First time I kinda took care of her cause she was too drunk, second time she woke me up at 3 am, brought beer, hung out, talked, then messed with her ex-boyfriends dorm door. (Who happens to be an RA)
This afternoon, I was working on a paper and watching the Giants game. I get a text message from the same girl saying "You're awesome : )" Due to my distracted state, my reply was "thanks" No funny banter back to her, no witty comments, just "thanks"
11 hours later, it dawns on me. I've turned into George Costanza. I seriously might as well shrink 5 inches, shave my head into a horseshoe style balding pattern, and live with my parents till my mid thirties.

I really hope you all get a laugh out of this, at least that would make me feel less like a total jackass.