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Originally Posted by r0nin89
Tell her you want to talk.
Get her tanked.
Take her to your house.
Take a video of you "talking".
Blackmail her to do stupid things in a public place with said video.
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Aaaaaaah yes, the old roofie-colada. I've said it before and I'll say it again....
If the HO lives at 100 Maple Ave........
1.Send for info on erectile dysfunction. Have it sent to #98 Maple.
2.Look in the back of your favorite adult mag for the offer of "free porn just give us your address" Have it sent to #103 & 109 addressed to her.
3.Call your local town hall and ask for info,and ordinances/laws about farm animals. Have it sent to #93 Maple addressed to her.
4.Condom companies send out free samples....send them to #106 Maple addressed to her.
5. Order a Frederiks of Hollywood catalog and send it to her at #99.
6.Call for info on starting up a Girl Scout troop. Send it to #95 Maple.