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you guys are seriously screwed up in the head and need feaking checkups.
i'm sure your parents would be proud....
Nothing but amateurs....
Get the plastic wrap they use for pallet machines....and wrap her car in it. Quicker than shrink wrapping it.....and you can leave notes in between that she can see....
H.D. 12" zip ties on the drive shaft (or smaller ones on the CV shaft)
Wire a metal pipe under her car to drag as she's driving.
pour 5 qts of oil under her car and have someone tell her her car is leaking....
wait til winter and rub grease all over her tires.
freeze a can of shaving cream. 2 days later put it in her car with a small pin hole in the bottom. Maybe 2-3....aim them at the interior.....
expanding foam in the exhaust pipe....DOWN the exhaust pipe
a dozen marbles in the exhaust pipe down to the mufflahs (or ball bearings)
Valve stem - just loosen it up and put the cap back on. Its gotta be SLOW.....
smear vaseline on her glass....all the way around (wear gloves so there's no fingerprints left)
Make a design in bologna on her hood in the summer....let it sit overnight.
jack up her car and leave it on blocks.....put the wheels inside.
order things for her at work c/o her boss
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