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Just tell her that because you knew she was going to mess with you, before you guys broke up you brushed an animal's anus or your own anus with her toothbrush.
If you want, we could get a NJFBOA party crew together and raid her dorm. She'd know what was up when she sees a convoy of Camaros and Firebirds, and she'd know to never mess with an F-body guy again.
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