[WildBillyT]

Yeah, I get my share of flare-ups. I blame it on being German.

Today was a good example. Crappy day at work, feel like **** for some reason, and lo and behold some D-bag in a Porsche Cayenne throws a cig out their window and it bounces off my windsheild. Usually I'd just let it go and keep driving but when I threw my hands up to signify "WTF" he or she casually "waved me off" with a limp wrist like a true *******.

So I busted off a piece of one of the crappy cigars in my briefcase and lit it up in the car (I've never, ever done that. First time in 10 years. I usually only have a cigar once every 3-6 months or so). I smoked it down till it was ashed pretty good (this did not help my sick stomach), and then drove past him or her and flicked the fat bastard onto his/her windsheild and sped off.

Effective? Yeah, looked like a firework when it hit. Bad move? Sure. Illegal? Probably. And it just proved that I could rise to the occasion and be the bigger D-bag.

The older I get the less I do this stuff, but like I said- a flare up every now and then.