The best one I ever heard was years ago. It was Jeff Gordon's rookie to second season. I was listening to the radio call on my way back to Baltimore for college. Gordon was running well and Waltrip came out of the pits and creamed Gordon. After leaving the care center, Dr Jerry Punch catches up with Gordon, when asked what happened Gordon replied," Michael Waltrip comes out of the pits however many laps down he usually is and doesn't know that a car on fresh tires is faster than one on old tires and he ran me over."
My dad almost crashed the car we were laughing so hard. I saw the replay later, I would consider Gordon's description of the wreck pretty accurate.
-Tim
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