[Squirrel]

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre

A blonde jumps off a 9th storey balcony, She had low self esteem and just couldn't take it anymore.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: Because they PRACTICE.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas?
A: Nothing.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: Get in the car.

-What do you call a black pilot?
-A pilot.

-What do you call a hispanic working at pizza hut?
-An employee.

-What do you call a black guy in a convience store?
-A customer.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had Cerebral Palsy.

Q: What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A: Being raped.

Q: What is purple and, when thrown against the wall, causes the neighbor's phone to ring?
A: Coincidence.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.

A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: To go and seek counseling or at least some kind of legal advice because her significant other appears, on the surface at least, to be violent and dangerous.

Q: What's green and tastes like blue paint?
A: Green paint.