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Simple version:
UN says 'You guys stop shooting at each other'
Israel/Hamas 'I'll stop when he does!' in unison while pointing at each other
UN 'Well stop it now or we will take action!' trying to be tough
Israel/Hamas 'We will agree to the cease fire as long as we can keep fighting'
UN 'Ummmm OK. Just take a long lunch so we can get some shopping done'
Israel/Hamas 'OK'
Basically all you have to do is make the voices speaking those of a bunch of second graders arguing over who started it and you have the full scope of the situation.
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