[bubba428]

I wanna know whats the most out there, rediculous thing you guys/girls have said to get the opposite sexs number or more.

One of my favorites was I was with a friend and we walked up to this guy and a girl he was with my buddy started playing homo to throw the guy off and I said "So, I wanna talk about vagina" (courtessy Joe from family guy)
some others
"So me and my buddy are out picking up chicks, you should come with us"
"I've got a problem you might be able to help me with, I've got raging wood and it won't go away"
after I get the number I have other **** like
"So I was eating this good ass cheesesteak and the meat reminded me of you"
"I was checking my mail and I got a coupon for a free blow job, it had your address for the return" if she makes a wise ass coment about it being from someone else "but it has a picture of you holding up what looks to be a golf ball stuck in a garden hose"
"I'm thinking arby's, drop your pants"
"I was out and have this girl all rubbin on my balls, your gonna have to come down here and show her how its done"
If it goes to far and she gets mad
"Calm your harmones, its just a joke"

and for the "lets just be friends" crap
"If you can't f**k a friend who can you f**k?"

just a few, can't be laying out all my cards. lets hear your funnies