in the spirit of Billy May's unfortunate death::::.........
HI JAM HERE WITH AN AMAZING DEAL .... FOR A LIMITED TIME OFFER I WILL BE SELLING MY CAR FOR $3199. THIS IS A FIRST COME FIRST SERVE POLICY SO SEND ME A PM AND LET'S GET THIS CAMARO IN YOUR OWNERSHIP!! WE HAVE OPERATORS STANDING BY SO IF NEED BE CALL : 201-572-1496. THAT'S 2-0-1-5-7-2-1-4-9-6.
....well although unorthodox I think that got the message across. 