[MonmouthCtyAntz]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

Some lazy buttweezel sent his fat wife into Auto Bone yesterday, looking for a Quaker State earl filter. We don't carry Quaker State earl filters, so I told Queen Kong her lazy hubbski was SOL. So 3 chins Sally DEMANDS that I tell him so, and shoves her cell phone into my puss. The phone smelled like bacon, btw. Anywho, Mr Personality gets all huffy with me, and says "I JUST NEED AN EARL FILTER! I DON'T CARE WHAT BRAND!" So, I hang up on him, tell Ms Piggy she should also consider getting him some manners at the manners store, and git her a Fram earl filter so her fat azz can get back to terrorizing all you can eat buffets. Well, about an hour later I look out the door and think I see a low flying weather balloon, but it was just Fatty Patty rollin' back in. She then comes up to me and says "HE didn't want a Fram!" Wellllllllllllllll, I tell her HE shouldn't have said HE didn't care what brand then, and that I'm a 'lil sick of this drama. Why not cut to the chase next time and tell HIM to get HIS lazy azz off the couch and go pick up HIS own parts? So, I take back the Fram, and give her a top o' the line STP filter!

Moral of the story? Even IDIOTS don't approve of Fram earl filters!

Had an stp on my dd, swapped it out on the last change yesterday w/ a puralator and some penzoil high mileage.