Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
I’ve been away for a week and have not really kept up on all this. I feel like I'm listening to the cast of jersey shore trying to do algebra.
So let me get this straight....Josh puts up a thread looking for races at the track. He has made it quite clear he only races at the track. My assumption (and if I am wrong Josh can certainly correct me) is he owns a business and so forth and is not going to risk all that on anything illegal like a dopey street race. Why not ask him to be a drug mule while he's at it? I guess when you live at home with Daddy and actually have nothing to lose it's easy to ask other people to do things like that. But I digress. He also stated "If you have, in your possession, (not your buddies cousins friends neighbor) a street legal car that runs on a DOT tire that fits in a stock wheel well let me know."
Let’s talk about your supposed race offer.
Now, from what I have read, you personally stay far away from the track being it's just not for you. I assume you have a physical ailment; maybe all the lights at the track cause trouble with your eyes, like a flashing video game sometimes cause people to have seizures. If so I am sorry, that must be tough on you. So because you are presumably physically unable to race at a track, you try to line up a race with someone “in your camp”, despite the OP request for direct contact only. Are you their consigliere? Do you get a %% of the big winnings? Or is that what the real racers let you do so you feel part of the team (or is it troop?). So strike one, not your car.
After Josh corrected you on the not your car thing, you said “Listen guy....don't act all tough I gave you a race and apparently you want nothing to do with it....the mods got your back so I shut up about it, if you wanna continue be my guest, but if your serious and wanna take this any further come over to my board where you can't run and hide behind the moderator's ban stick chump.....". But you didn't. You offered him a possible race with someone else, which we already ascertained is not acceptable. You may deem making an offer you know will be refused still holds up your end of the bargain. It does not. A 9 year old can see through that. Strike 2.
Josh also said, and you even quoted him, "I’m on many message boards, hell you can even become a fan of my shop on facebook and challenge me publicly there", so I'm pretty sure you can throw out your whiny bitch comments bout hiding behind the mods too. Last I looked our admin panel only works this place.
But this gets even better. You say “I'll tell you what....you come to me on ss, stock block, DOT tire, and pump gas and you get the break....”, which is funny because you previously said “....as for my car not only being apart”. Based on subsequent posts I’m, not really sure if you have a running car yourself or not. Do you?
Now, regarding all your slick street racing nods, like this one
No one is ‘gonna come to you’ where the cars are set up specifically for your street, including how you prepped it with VHT or whatever you campers do. Only the 17 year old morons are gonna fall for the stupid **** you type. It has been noted that references to street races is not allowed here. But you keep making clear references to street races, next one and you’re gone.
I’ll give you this, you are right about the sand for brains twins, they are as useful as boobs on a nun in this conversation and should shut their traps. You don’t need any help looking stupid. And no one needs them to come to their defense. Again, I digress, sorry.
So, to summarize, if any one wants to race Josh at a track driving their own car, let him know. Otherwise STFU. And remember the PM system works fine too. You can try to setup races like that too. But I guess acting tough in public is better, makes you look cool for the girls I guess. Or maybe the guys, whatever you’re into, I’m down with equal rights.
I'm just making sure I read all this right.
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