a bit of LOL:
So I took the car to a Honda dealer near my school in Queens. I brought it in, and the guy immediately says that they only work on Hondas. The following is the correspondence:
-It has a honda motor in it.
-You swapped it in?
-No, it came with it.
-Uhh... Pop your hood.
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Yo that's a Pilot motor!
I know, that's what I said.
Yo guys, check this out!
....
I convinced one guy I swapped it in.
Only one tech knew that it came with it cause his "boy" worked at saturn. (the one in blue leaning on the car)
Another guy brought a flashlight because he refused to believe it and went over every part in the engine bay.
The general consensus there was that it is most likely that it jumped timing. The general consensus online is that it is either the valve lash or non-OEM plugs