After much thought, I decided to just do this:
http://www.amazon.com/LG-BD550-Netwo...pr_product_top
My DVD/VHS combo went out on my a few months ago, and this seems like a better option than trying to get cable through the airwaves. I figure there is more likely to be something of use to watch on Netflix or DVD than if I were to search basic television. And most importantly, it will have some use after I move from this apartment. Problem solved
Edit: just realized it doesn't have WiFi. The search continues....
Edit Again: I may just get a Roku and forgo the dvd/blu-ray for now. Gonna call Time Warner in the morning and see what my rates are for just internet.