[PolarBear]

Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah

Yep, they're on this list for good reason http://www.cracked.com/article_18860...ve-f2340k.html

First paragraph:

Some animals are boring, and that's fine: They're all gathering nuts or looking for mates or marking territory or some stupid ****. Hey, you know, whatever floats your boat, squirrel. We prefer the animals that just straight don't give a ****: the ones that punch sharks in the dick, ghost-ride somebody else's whip, beer-bong tequila and look you dead in the eye while plowing your girlfriend.

About the wolverine:

like a backpack capable of hate.

Thats some funny ****