[Jersey Mike]

Thanks for the good wishes everyone, and the slew of text messages. Right off the bat, I'm lucky as hell. The rear of the TA took a beating, but my girlfriend and I did not. I can't express how grateful I am for that.

Secondly, this is an amazing community and group of guys. Thanks to all of you who have been keeping in touch via text, phone calls, and visits, and especially to those who have offered to donate time and parts to help me get things back to normal. That, in itself, just left me speechless.

I'll be sore for a few more days and can't powerlift on Kohler's front yard to the sounds of Rebecca Black's "Friday" for a while, but in the long-run I'm only going to suffer from a Bruised Ego.

Okay, back to work I go.