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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
DAMN IT! I knew I missed a good time.
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ok here's the story about the girls in the SUV...
our whole group was spread over 4 tables, and me and rob were sitting by ourselves (we had the non-totalled ls1 table). so halfway thru the meal, i was just lookin around the room, and right in the middle i see this table with all girls (which i thought was weird since there were like 8 of them and we were at hooters). so i look at rob and i'm like "is that a table full of teenage girls over there?"
here's the rest of the conversation...
rob: what do you think, 18?
me: no, but i don't see any parents, so they're probably at least 17 or else they couldn't have driven here.
15 minutes later
me: i take that back, i think mom dropped them off in the minivan, because there's no way those girls are 17.
so anyway, after we ate and bill complained about the bill (no pun intended) being off, we're just chillin outside, and we see these girls come out. now, we were on the far end of the parking lot, and they were a row over. all the sudden they start like jumping up and down screaming "oh my god oh my god bla bla bla other teenie bopper type stuff to say". so naturally this gets the attention of the 10 guys standing in the lot.
it turns out their SUV was parked right next to my car, and as they walk into the car all the other guys were saying stuff like "hey ladies, bla bla bla, macho guy stuff". then 2 of the girls were fighting about who gets to ride shottie, so somebody asked if he could ride with them. then they got in the car and had the windows down and a few people said they enjoyed walks on the beach, and asked them if they liked it.
those girls sure got out of that parking lot fast enough.
now, this story probably isn't completely accurate, because i do'nt know who said what or whatever, but that's basically what happened.
and you guys call me a leg humper
i'm not the one that asked kelly to sleep with me (not mentioning any names of course)