The owner has little to no dignity. He's survived the last 10 years or so by whoring himself out in one fashion or another, be it RiceKiller, Chili's, Monster, etc.
He climbed his way up the begging ladder, though, and had a good thing going until Thompson Motorsports and a few others realized what a numbnut he was and pulled sponsorship. Now he's just broke, and still obese.
Your "Jared Guynes":
http://ls1tech.com/forums/texas-memb...lew-motor.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ID3hydiysc
http://thechilisdiet.com/