Not seriously, but the thought has crossed my mind. For some god-forsaken reason, most of the kids i hang out with are ricers. i am one out of two kids in our group who have a Camaro. the rest are all Honda Civics or CRX's. these guys constantly talk about everything they're gonna get done to their cars, turbos, stroker kits, intake/exhaust, everything. they swear they're gonna run in the 9's once they're done. on top of that, they don't know much about any other cars. I nearly got in a fight tonight because of this. here's what happened:
Incident # 1 - We were all talking, just hangin out, when one ricer mentions a V12 dodge Viper. i told him there was no such thing, all vipers are V10s. the only way a V12 would be in there is if someone did a totally custom job. He proceeded to argue with me, even trying to call up a friend who worked at a Dodge dealership to ask him about it. His friend didn't pick up, so the argument pretty much died down.
Incident # 2 - this was the big one. i don't even know how it started, but it escalated pretty quickly. Same kid is talking *****, starts running his mouth off about how he's gonna run my car at the track once he "gets it all done." i tell him i'll whup him, which sets him off. he says "there are CRX's running 9's, how many v6 camaros run that fast?" i told him "those CRX's are in the Pro classes, #1, and there are a few V6 camaro/firebirds running in the 10s." he kept yelling, then went on to call me a "jackass who doesn't know *****." Now, i would have beat him to a pulp by now, problem is, he's only 17 and i'm 20 (yeah i know, our group has a pretty big range, oldest kid is like 21 i think). i would get hauled off to jail after tearing him a new one. it just pissed me off so much, these morons with their weedwhackers running high 16's into the 17s, telling me how their going to run 9's! ***|<in ridiculous. it would help if I had more mods done to my car, so i could really show them up, but i don't have the money right now....
dammit i'm so angry right now!