ahaha, which reminds me...
usual night at the track with a first time ricer racer.
Step 1- Drive through the water pit, make sure you get your 175/70-14's nice and wet..
Step 2- Try and do a burn out, only to hit your rev limiter and dont do anything but make noise.
Step 3- Fly past the tree....you know, like thoes big time race car drivers do!
Step 4- Line up at the tree
Step 5- after the guy at the track backs you up to the staging beam, keep inching foward till you are no longer staged.
Step 6- After you finaly get a hold of your beast from tripping teh beam, rev your engine till VTEC kicks in, then let teh clutch go
Step 7- stall out and or break something.
Step 8- go to school/work/social event and say you ran 12's on all motor.
Also, I know how you feel. My one friend is a car-stupid. He wants ever single car in the world that is trendy. He wanted a new TL, a RSX-S, and even an Accord sedan...
He finaly settled on a Jeep Wrangler. Now, he wants to mod it...so logic would dictate that you would not get a new car, when there are so many used Wranglers out there, right? Why spend all the money on new car, and that you cant touch with the warranty right? Well, my friend doesnt seem to understand that. So he gets a NEW Rubicon model. Hes already talking about superchargers and he wants to put not one, but TWO cut outs on the car!! WHAT ARE YOU GUNNA DO WITH CUT OUTS ON A WRANGLER? Then he wants a flame thrower kit for the car...and raise it like 15ft off the air with 45 inch tires...I just wanted to smash his head into the steering wheel. Luckly Jeeps are made to come part...so I started taking **** apart on his car. He got all pissed off, and I called his new car a hunk of ****. Didnt tell him it was supposed to do that.
He always questions me when I talk about cars. He goes "I want to get a 2000 Silverado, witht eh 5.3, and put on a supercharger, then get a chip"
.. I say.."it doesnt get a chip, its OBDII, it takes a flash." So he gives me the I dont belive you look. I told him to go look up a chip for a 00 Silvy, and tell me the cost. He comes back and tells me that he can get a hypertech chip that plugs in to this thing under your dash, and you flash this code into the computer....I just walk away before I hurt him. Now he wants to get a "chip" for his Jeep.