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Old 08-25-2013, 11:33 AM   #1
unstable bob gable
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Dumb gangsta white boy...

I'm getting a pizza yesterday and a gangsta white boy straight outa his mama's McMansion in Franklin Township is in front of me, and he has the droopy drawers that show his underwear waistband, and a Yankee cap on crooked and cocked to the side. So, I strike up a convo with him:

ubg: Hey man, your pants are falling down, and your hat is on crooked!

gangta white boy: Huh?

ubg: I SAID your pants are falling down and your hat is on crooked!

gangsta white boy: Oh, um, thanks....[proceeds to pull up pants and put hat on correctly

THE END
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