....Special Squad is the team of the future.
Members:
Super Blonde, whose mutant superpowers, odd behaviors, and ability to crank out papers like no one's business are only enhanced by the ass donut of randomness.
Sargent Sphincter, whose vile stench and blatant unwillingness to wear pants scares off all but the most determined foe.
And last, but not least, their hypothetical offspring, Special Lad, whose full powers are yet unknown (since he is hypothetical after all), but just the fact that he is the result of the unnatural union of two such awesome heroes, he is bound to grow into wondrous powers that would amaze us all.
yeah i was bored, and it's been a while since i did a decent photoshop. 8)