[GrandmasterCow]

haha just thought id share this is all of you. not sure where i found this, but i found it quite interesting:

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name
is (scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick
chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs? Wanna
follow me and do exactly as I did?, Try NAWS and get
your motor ****ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's
dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but I
can't figure out which sticker to put over my license
plate. And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a
crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its
wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could
put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's. Got
pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off, And
replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not
soft. I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay in my
lawn, for longer then it took me to put my altezzas
on. "Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute that’s a
Camaro dawg!!" I don't give a ****, I’ll just fly by
and put my hazards on!!!!!