I swear to God, if I have to deal with any more days like today, I'm gonna kill someone.
I work at A&P. I'm a cashier/front-end manager. We're the last people a customer deals with. My theory is that the sliding metal entrance doors are some kind of IQ vortex. They suck up any intelligence a customer had before they walked into the store. Albert Einstein could walk into the store, and he'd be reduced to a drooling vegetable.
We get our fair share of special-ed rejects during the week, but more so on Sundays, since everyone and their mother wants to go shopping on that day. During my shift today, a man was accused of stealing two boxes of Zantac 75 (heartburn medicine, one box costs like $13). He became belligerent as the store manager questioned him about the missing boxes. The guy said "Fine! You want me to prove it to you?! I'll strip down and show you!" and then he took his clothes off down to his underwear
Imagine seeing a 30-year old guy standing in his underwear in the grocery store. Turns out he didn't have the stuff.
After that incident, I had to drive a female co-worker home. she's younger than me (i'm 20, she's 17), and she's kinda immature. I drop her off at her house, and hang out for a little while. She turns on the TV to some country music station, and starts singing and dancing along with the music. Then she starts asking me weird questions, like whether I'm a virgin, and do I smoke weed. I'm like "WTF?! where did that come from." needless to say, I got out of there quickly.
This is just a sampling of the idiocy i put up with. There's much more I have to deal with. I hate this job....if it wasn't for some of the cooler people that work there, I'd have quit already.
and to top if all off, I went to church tonite...this one woman left early. I was sitting in the back, because i'd gotten there late. the woman stops, turns around to look out the window towards the altar, and promptly rips ass in front of me
Again, another "WTF?!" moment. this woman was in her 50's. She quickly left, leaving me to wonder "Who the hell audibly farts in church?"