Oh man you want some really stupid people, try workin at starbucks...especially when i worked in princeton (i just transfered to somerset and the people there arent as bad...yet) Some of the questions i get are things like "so is there any coffee in your Carmel Frappacino blended coffees?" Or "can i have a mocha without any espresso in it?" yea you can, its called a hot chocolate
I've had even worse than those but those two have happened recently.
And if that woman ripped one in front of me i would have been like "HEY, farting in church makes baby jesus cry"
