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Originally Posted by Slow Z
I worked in a Liquor store during my highschool days ...THAT was the place to be for hilarious customers, I assure you. I've seen some of the most craziest **** while "working" there.
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the customers that come into my work aren't hilarious. they're rude and obnoxious, and often don't have enough intelligence to pick their nose, let alone interact with other people. Just once, I wish I'd get someone who wasn't a problem.
My biggest pet peeve at work are two groups of people: Old people and middle-aged soccer moms. Why do they irritate me? two words: paper bags. I hate them. Paper bags take up time and space during the transaction. I like to just toss the **** in a plastic bag and get the customer out quickly. But nooooo....these morons HAVE to have their paper bags. It's like an addiction...I'll have 3/4 of their order done in plastic, and they'll ask me "oh, can you put the rest in paper?" there's 5 friggin items left, but they have to have the goddamn paper bag. Old people are even worse, because not only do they have to have a paper bag, it's gotta be packed lightly. If the bag weighs any more than like 5 lbs., they start huffing and puffing, acting like it's the heaviest thing they've ever lifted. One woman does this constantly, whether the bag is heavy or not. she'll put the bag in her cart, stop and rest, breathing heavily and saying "Oh god" over and over again, like she just ran a marathon or dead-lifted 300 lbs. The old people that ask for paper but don't ask me to pack lightly get a little surprise....the first bag weighs nearly 50 lbs. it's my little form of revenge for asking for paper.
Soccer moms always have HUGE orders, like two carts worth of crap, and they always want paper bags. the whole order can take up to 20 minutes or more because of the time it takes to use the paper bags. I hate seeing them come into my lane because i know it's gonna be a PITA. also, they bring along their screaming kids, who can't sit still for more than 3 seconds, and who won't stop screaming no matter what. There's been times when I've wanted to yell at a kid to shut the **** up, and give the little **** a backhand across the face. Obviously, I can't do that, but these kids deserve it, the way they act.
ok, rant over.