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Originally Posted by skorpion317

My theory is that the sliding metal entrance doors are some kind of IQ vortex. They suck up any intelligence a customer had before they walked into the store. Albert Einstein could walk into the store, and he'd be reduced to a drooling vegetable.

Originally Posted by skorpion317

After that incident, I had to drive a female co-worker home. she's younger than me (i'm 20, she's 17), and she's kinda immature. I drop her off at her house, and hang out for a little while. She turns on the TV to some country music station, and starts singing and dancing along with the music. Then she starts asking me weird questions, like whether I'm a virgin, and do I smoke weed. I'm like "WTF?! where did that come from." needless to say, I got out of there quickly.

Minus the smoke weed part