Reminds me of when I worked at R&S, there was this HUGE drag queen. It had to be 8ft tall. It looked like Howard Stern, and was earing a electric green lepord mini skirt, saggy tank top, and TONS of make up.
I looked up at it, and did one of these
and then ran back to my boss's office and told him to go take care of the thing at the counter. We were looking at it from the CCTV camera, and it was so tall that you could only see from its neck down!! AHHH!!
If I had staid at the counter, I would have laughed my ass off and probably would have been fired.