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Originally Posted by j0n
well unfortunately i have joined the ranks of the bachelors of njfboa...cuz i went 2 the race track last night  |
she just wasn't good enough for you was she?!?! you had to skip out on her and go to the track instead!!!?!?
...Adda boy!! You're damn right! because after all, here are some reasons why your car can be more important than your human counterpart:
You tend to spend more money on your car than you do for human companions.
You're car takes you everywhere you need to go so that you don't have to walk, no questions asked.
You always take care of it when it's sick, and you never have to worry about catching what it's got.
Your car has come closer to your butt than your human counterpart ever has, not only more times, but for longer periods of time, at a time.
No matter how many times it fails you, you can't stay mad at it, (Unless you drive a mustang, it which case, you had what was coming to you. Sell that hunk of junk to some fool and then let them worry about it)
Your relationship with your car is probably one of the longest pre-marital relationships you will ever have.
Most people tend to hang on to beloved cars even after they have died. Do you keep your deceased in your driveway? I know I don't!
No matter how ugly it is, you still love it for what it's worth. And you don't even need to have had a few beers to think so.
When was the last time you washed your car? When was the last time you washed your counterpart? (Don't answer that last one unless it is a "never", please, for my sanity's sake)
You can have as many as you can afford at once, and none of them get jealous. And you don't even live in India!
Unlike the limited shades of brown and tan that humans come in, with cars you have the options of colors like Medium Maui Blue with Metal Flake. Ain't she pretty?
And Lastly, You have traveled many a road with your car, and you plan that the journey shall continue for ever after, until either you die, or your car dies, in which case, you will hang on to it for as long as you can accomodate it. And you may always bring it back from the dead.